Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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