is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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