hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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