Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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