I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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