This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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