is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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