Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My cat gives me a boner
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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