The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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