I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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