What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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