I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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