As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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