I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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