they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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