no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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