I feel great
I just peed on a car
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
operation have a gay friend backfired
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Drunk walkin through police station. America
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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