why didn't you poke me back
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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