We're like a lot better than the average bears
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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