found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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