it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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