doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think my fart just growled at me.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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