i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
