what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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