No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
