your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
