# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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