Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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