Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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