normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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