You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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