This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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