Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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