I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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