Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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