She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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