Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
That accounts for only three of the penises
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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