I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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