Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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