I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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