This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We need a shit load of segways right now
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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