they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's shark week go big or go home
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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