you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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