As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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