Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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