I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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