gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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