How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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