There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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