Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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