Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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