Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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