well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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