Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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