butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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