You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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