You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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